Monday, March 30, 2009

In defense for the mean ladies....

Ok, so here you have it. You all are surprised that I'm really "THAT BIG" "THIS SOON" yea, I get big quick, and I get really big by the end...amazingly big due to 3 big factors.
1. the way my uterus is tilted
2. I like to make a lot of amniotic fluid...I guess. I flooded the delivery room with all 3...impressing nurses with the nice pools I make for my babies (you're welcome kids)
3. I eat a lot. So this is my depressing 13 week picture. Saggy butt, flabby arms, explosive boobs (from a C to an E in 2 months) and really fat gutt! THERE, HAPPY!?

26 comments:

buba's bodacious babe said...

An E, seriously? I'd settle for a B! YOu don't look bad. I think pregnent women are cute. I'm glad to hear that you are feeling better and venturing outdoors again.

j&krosser said...

I agree with Trina- pregnant is hot!!

Kristal said...

Gag! Pregnant is hot on girls that don't explode at 8 weeks, and then explode again at 12 weeks, and probably explode again every 4 weeks from here on out until I take up 2 seats at the movies!!!

Our Little World said...

You are so skinny with a cute belly! Who cares if it's bigger than what ppl think it should be at this far along. Kristal, come one. Stop!

Kristal said...

Come one? no seriously it's just really frustarting for me to have worked my butt off for a year straight, 6 months REALLY intense, in hopes of being a cute little pregnant girl, and then having a horrible holiday season, and topping it off with 3 months of morning sickness that prevented working out and eatting good. It's just SUPER frustrating!!!!! SUPER!

Alicia said...

I did that with this last pregnancy. I had just found out that I was pregnant. I was five weeks along, and Katie Baird saw me helping set up food for a RS event. She patted my stomach and said, "How far along are we?" I had just found out I was pregnant a few days before. After that, I just started telling people. It was like as soon as my body identified the pregnancy horomone, it knew what to do and did it. I wish I could have gotten bigger boobs though. I never have done that. Not even while nursing.

Alicia said...

Sorry, I got side tracked with my little no-boobs pity party. What I meant to say was that you look awesome. I don't see any flab or sag at all! You really do look great!

Kristal said...

trust me, there's defaint sag..and who in the world would want size E right. Yea, I'd be fine with a B, C or D, but anytime I get those sizes, it doesn't last. BOOBS SUCK!!!!

Jessica said...

I think you look great and SO CUTE! The thing I hate the most is right after you have the baby and you go to the bathroom for the first time and you look down and you still look 7 months pregnant! UGH! WHY!

Aaron N Beki said...

YOu did it! you got prego! You've been talkin about how your baby hungry for months thats awesome! Congrats. oh pish you look great!

kristal said...

Ok, the next one of you skinny girls to comment on my fat body looking "cute" You'll get it!!!!!! You WILL!!!! Do I only have skinny people reading my blog???

Burgess said...

Here's a chubby girl saying, -- "shut your freaking face!" How about looking 6 months pregnant when you're not even pregnant at all? Boo hoo on your big luscious boobs! You're not flabby at all!

Yea for buying cute maternity clothes already! (I never even wore any of mine because, guess what, the fat clothes worked just fine!)

Stop being so self conscious and just be happy that you're not sick anymore!

kristal said...

woah dang.
Um, I really am happy that I'm smaller this pregnancy than the first 3. That's not my point
My point is, it's really depressing all the hard work and time and effort I put into getting skinny and how quickly I gained it all back over the holidays and morning sickness.

And these boobs are anything BUT luscious! They sag to my belly button. BIG IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER PEOPLE!!!!

Miken Harding said...

You look better than me. I'm fat!:) You are a crack up! I just get all pudgy!

Alona said...

I can put my word in as a non-skinny person. I also think you look great and not even close to saggy or flabby. I also know that you'll have that baby weight off super quick when you have that (undoubtedly) cute little thing.

kristal said...

Ugh! That's the other thing...when I nurse, it is impossible for me to lose weight, and i want to nurse this kid for at least 9 months...yuck! I dont' even wanna talk about post baby body...I just want a cute preg body.

Mary said...

Kristal, you're funny! And I agree about the nursing thing - I can't lose weight when I'm nursing either. And my boobs are busting out of my bra....and holy saggy! And my hips are getting wider. And I worked hard to lose 50 lbs before I went and got preggers.
BUT....

We're both pregnant with our 4th child - and we both have three gorgeous, super naughty children whose cheeks and guts we just love. And I can't wait for this one to come out!

So I'm over my own fat butt. :) God and I are busy creating a life.

YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!

kristal said...

Ok, Mary I agree 100% with yoru entire comment, but I saw a picture of you from just a few weeks ago and you were still in your 8's...I busted out of my 8's at one month, now I'm bustin out of my 10's...ugh, and you're a month farther. I just didn't think I'd explode this much this soon.
But yes, you are one person that I can honeslty say has cuter kids than me. haha...and the only person!

Reina said...

I can't lose weight when I nurse either. I want to punch all the girls who say "I lost the weight nursing"!! I work out 4 to 5 days a week and lose nothing. but I think you look great. I look like a beached whale when I am prego

The Arnell Family said...

Okay you are hott. With that being said I would have punched both the relative and the RS lady. In fact I almost drop kicked my father in law at church yesterday. He walks past me and grabs my upper arm and says "whoa look at those flabby arms!" Then he lamely followed that up with the "just kidding!" line. If we hadn't have been at the chapel I'd totally have gone kung fu on him!

Burgess said...

I didn't mean to sound so harsh.

I'm just jealous of your bod, even 3 months pregnant.

You're a cute pregnant girl!

Sarah Pace said...

Hey I think you look cute seriously!!! at least you started out skinny! I am the fatest I have been yet getting pregnant so you can't tell that am prego because all the fat is in the way! I think you look cute right now!!!

AudyCamp said...

You look good & you know it girl! So cute & not big at all!!!

Staci said...

You look fantastic Kristal! Obviously all your hard work paid off! I wish I looked that cute pregnant!

Abbey said...

Oh puh-lease, you ARE cute preg! I was in maternity jeans at 10 weeks and it just got worse from there. At least you have skinny legs, mine exploded in size. Now that there isn't a baby making the fat at least not jiggle, I get to walk around and feel like that Nutri-Grain commercial where people have giant cinnamon rolls stuck to their butts bouncing around. So look forward to that, haha! Hey kudos for working out though, that def has to help. Looks like you guys didn't get to the zoo on Thurs which is good because it now takes me 3.7 hours to get out of the house-I would've missed it anyway,,, and yeah we'll for sure have to go camping this summer, we haven't been for way too long!

Ashley and Matt Marx said...

You look great. Love reading your blog you are too funny.