Thursday, February 26, 2009

The old me...

Pre marriage I used to watch ALL of the awards shows...I mean ALL of them. And the second I got married, I stopped...Jase didn't care to watch them with me, and didn't care to discuss the results so I stopped. But alas, this year, we were both being lazy and stuck in the love sac whilst they were on, so we flipped back and forth between them and Wreckreation nation (great show). But yesterday I finished watching all of them. And I also watched the fashion review shows. And since I really didn't agree 100% with them. I decided to cast my own reviews. And yes, some of you may HIGHLY disagree, please, let me know how you feel. (especially you Amy J!)

First off, this poor thing gets judged no matter what she wears...first she's not dressing nice enough, now she's dressing too nice. I've gotta say, if I were 16 years old, fithy rich and going to the Oscars, I would defaintely wear an amazing fun dress like this one. I think she looks fantastic!
My award for most creepiest goes to Tilda Swinton. My gosh. And they even let her present. They really should have put her in a back corner covered in ice. SHe freaks me out!

Award for classic goes to Kate. You all know I'm not a fan, but I realize I've been judging unfairly for years. Remember fat ugly kate from Titanic? Yea, well for about 4 years I had people saying, "you look just like Kate Winslet in Titanic". And since she was well, fat and ugly then, I hated her for looking like me. But she's slimmed up and does her hair and dresses great, so Classic Award...Sister Kate Winslet!



Award for "oh my gosh are you seriously wearing that in public?!" Goes to, I hate to do this because her performance with Hugh Jackman was probably my all time favorite Oscar performance, but Beyonce! WHY?! WHY!? No seriously WHY!? I mean it's bad enough that it's the mermaid style, but then to put gold and black oriental leaf print on it???!!! Aw gross. Seriously it reminds me of cheap college dorm room lobby curtains in the 70's. WHY?!!!!

And honsetly, I can't stand this actress AT ALL! She's annoying and her lip/nose combo makes me want to puke, but her dress is my favorite probably of any dress I've ever seen in real life! I want to get remarried in it, and re promed in it and re everythinged in it! I LOVE IT!


And there you have it. The 2009 Acadamey Awards Fashion Review by K. Mulder

9 comments:

Our Little World said...

I have to say I agree with all of your reviews! My only disagreement is I think it's absolutely horrible that you are saying Kate was fat and ugly in Titanic...THAT right there is what's wrong w/women's self images in this dang country!

Kristal said...

yea ok, thanks. BUt imagine if you were told you looked like her...she was sooo ugly in that movie...and she was KNOWN for being the chubbier actress, so of coarse I'd get told I look like her. That's what I'm known for.

Mary said...

Well, I'd take looking like Kate. My mother always tells me I look like her sister, who is 5'0, chubby and balding. Lucky me.

I gotta wonder who told Beyonce she actually looked GOOD in that disaster?

I didn't watch the Oscars, though. Hollywood makes me siiiick.

Tiff Hunt said...

You seriously crack me up!! HILARIOUS! I love reading your blog. Hey, One question, is the biggest looser blog gone? I tried to go to it and it's GONE! Just didn't know. LMK!

Miken Harding said...

Kate will always look like you, even though you are way hotter than her! But it is a compliment...seriously! Wish you were closer, or me closer to you to can too-it's so much fun! Kayle Brooks will be baby K's nmae! I'm excited...but like the Jaden idea...i can't copy everything you do! Even though secretly you are my idol!

Burgess said...

I don't think you look a thing like her.

Beyonce always wears the most horrible things. Her and J Lo. Someone needs to love them and tell them the truth.

Our Little World said...

Um, she wasn't ugly in that movie! Ugh! And I don't think you look like her at all. Weird.

Raysha said...

I'm thinking that Miley's dress is great too.....but, with THAT dress and all that money, she should have paid someone to make her hair and makeup match. She looks like she just threw her hair back and put on a beautiful dress. The rest of her looked too ordinary for that dress. But I totally agree with the rest of your reviews.

Koi said...

Ditto on Tilda.