Thursday, April 21, 2011

A big....Long....day....and a remedy...

Ok, so yesterday, ok the last 4 months have been "one of those days".  The kind where at noon, you're ready for bed and dreading all that still needs to be done.  Freaking out about the bank accounts, so tired of changing poop, wondering why you have NO hair at all anymore and to top it off, a little pink eye.  That was my day yesterday.  So when Jase got home, I said, "I'm taking a bath, watch the kids...WATCH THEM!".  So I put the ole paint can behind the door (the door to our master bedroom doesn't stay closed or lock...but NO one can move the 5 gallon bucket of paint). Started an ALL hot bath, and prepared my arsenal. 
I started with an apple...which I ate before I even got into the bath.  A aluminum cup of ice cold water to keep me from over  heating, 2 of my favorite magazines that I just got in the mail, 3 towels...why 3 you ask?  one for my hair, one for my body and one for my face.  I usually just do 1 or 2, but for a fancy bath, I take 3. All kinda of facial things.  This bath was my favorite combination.  I started with the Neutrogena battery operated face scrubber thing that my girl LIssy gave me for my birthday last year. Then on to my Mary Kay mask, followed by the mary kay cleanser, and finished afterwards with my free night solution that mary kay just sent me.  My skin looked lovely this morning.  Also, there is a razor and shaving creme...this part may gross youg uys out.  I only shave my legs a couple times a month if I'm not wearing shorts.  So yea, this was my 2nd time this month.  I may even hit 3 this month.  The sugar scrub I didnt' use this bath, but it's always there, just in case.  And the chocolate...ahhh, the chocolate.  My stinking friend Mel introduced me to Lindt's Dark chocoalte with sea salt. I could eat the whole bar if I wanted.  But I chose to break off one square and put it on my magazines for safe keeping...it was the first thing gone.
I stayed in the hot hot bath, and my eye started feeling better, but I was tired, so I got out, went to bed....so I thought!  I woke up every couple of hours because my eye was killing me...and when I finally got out of bed at 5 this morning, it was swollen shut.  I have biephartis.  And yea, I think that's  a "fart" in the middle there.  But this sucks!  bad!  IThe swellign has gone down, but the redness and killingness is still there!  ugh!!!!!  I know it's from leaving my eye mak eup on for 3 days in a row.  bad, I know...but after our weekend trip I got lazy.  So sue me!

Whatever.

6 comments:

Allred's said...

Awesome Post, You have inspired me to do the same thing tonight. I deserve a girly bathtub night too. I hope to sky the "Fart" Eye though. So sorry, I hope your eye ball is back to normal soon. ...ps, I am sure you write these post just to entertain me, and I thank you for the love!

Allred's said...

sky, actually equals....skip

Melissa Fullmer said...

your bath looks awesome!! i wish i could fit into my bath tub. I'm sorry you have phartitis, that sucks.

Elissa said...

aww kristal, im sorry about the eye sickness. im jealous of your bathtub though,when we were in vegas i took 3 baths in 24 hours cause i love them so much, then i came home and tried one in our tub. not so nice. im huge, and its little, so there was lots of splashing water onto the top half of my bod. hopefully your eye gets better soon.

kAyLa GuTtErY said...

Im with Melissa on this, our bath tubs tiny so taking a bath is just more hassel than relaxation but this truely looks spa-quality! Definatly sorry about the eyebulb (which is what I called eyeballs until some stupid kid in high school told me I was wrong...yeah, in high school.) Anywho! LOVE this post! Dont you worry, your keeping the blogging world alive! "if you post it, they will come" (Field of Dreams...kinda)

Crystal said...

I shave my legs maybe once a month. It's just so freaking much trouble. I wear a lot of tights to church.