Monday, September 15, 2008

My best friend's wedding...

Do you all remember in "my best friends wedding" where Julia roberts is talking to my dreamboat, Dermot Mulroney, and she says something about how's she's ok with the yucky love stuff now, because she knows that's what he wants, well, I'm realizing I should probably be more loving. I read a stat in a magazine a while back saying that 70% of men having affairs is due to lack of emotional love, not physical. So, yes, I do write mushy lovey, gushy stuff about Jase, just like I did 2 years ago(I have it in my blurb book), I think you all are just used to us in real life where his nicknames are "retard" and "dork", and whatever sweet name I have for him. Although I will admit my love has grown for him. In the words of Staircase Spiral, "I love him more today than yesterday, but not as much as tommarow". I do think, and this is bad of me, that the more crappy husbands I hear of out there, the more and more I love mine, and realize I'm a spoiled little brat for getting stuck with him. So I'd like to take this blog moment to thank all the crappy husbands out there. Not that I needed them to make mine look good, but they did help me realize how good mine is! So thank you!
And yes, I have my days, I sadly I let you all know the days I'm unhappy with him, which is usually just me being a brat, and him being reasonable, so I think that's probably why these loving comments have come as a surprise to many. A lot of blogs only write about the happy skippy jolly stuff in life. Mine is uncut!
In fact, let me share with you my drama for the day...ok yesterday. I pretty much cried for an hour when I realized my size 8's were too tight to wear on Saturday, so I put on my size 10's and tried to smile through the party. Then on Sunday as I was giving my 14, 15 and 16 year old sunday school class some of the left over pumpkin pies, I said, "did anyone notice I packed on a good 17lbs in the last month?" Then 3 of the boys in the back started laughing and I said, "what? Is that what you guys were whispering about earlier?" and one of the boys who has no tact said, "yea, Moses(a kid in the class) was asking us if you were pregnant!". Wow good one ding dongs! I grabbed my paper, and walked out of the room to the bathroom where I did the girl thing, cried about it, then walked out, with my stomach pooched out, and rubbing it like it were a baby, while the boys were right there. I'm taking it as constructive critisim, and I'm going to have it be my drive to get rid of the pooch again. PUNK KIDS!!!
Anyway, back to my doctor. He's the best. Oh, here's some gross info, he wanted to do an internal cocksicks(sp) adjustment....that's your tailbone...just imagine if you will. Needless to say, I'm not letting him do it.
K, and don't drool over this picture.
It's majorly HOT!
Feel free to copy and print.
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8 comments:

Our Little World said...

OK, if those boys are saying that about you, I don't even want to hear what'd they say about me. AND you are hot. AND you are awesome making all those pies. AND that really is a hot picture of your hubby. I too feel blessed to have a great husband!!!

Mary Ann said...

You are such a good wife to think about all the good in your husband. I watched an oprah the other day about "why men cheat" and it sounds like it was the same thing as your magazing. I thought about how lucky I am and how I need to constantly let Wayne know how great he is! Sounds like we have had the same things on our minds...

Thanks for the info on making the aprons and pumpkins.. you guys are amazing.. looks like your cousin is pretty much perfect! Thanks for sharing!

Miken Harding said...

Love his lips! You do have a great one-but he's got a great one too! Love Kam's outfit-she reminds me of the girl off of Drop Dead Fred-but much cuter!:) Hope your doing good.

alison said...

I agree, the more I hear about some of my friends husbands, the luckier I feel. We are lucky we got good hubby's who love us more than we can comprehend. Hope things are going well for the BL this week, I am sucking bigtime, I am just hoping to be able to have the weight I had last week, I will have to work hard to get it back though. Ok have a good one!

Vonda said...

What are you talking about - you are always peppy and sticky sweet to Jase:-)

Why do you want dani to bite you?

Mary Ann said...

ok.. i'm so sad that your cousin's blog is going to go private! i love looking at it! what a crazy story. do you think she would still let me look at it even though she doesn't know me

Dramatic Imaging said...

Yeah, thats right stop being a grouch to your perfect husband! haha! That is what I hear a lot too. Ok, so Jason does seem perfect to me to be honest with you. And yes, he looks totally hot! And no I did not say that because you accused me of calling him bald a while back! Yes, we need to all be sweeter for sure! And crappy husbands make me grateful for what I have too. I just found your blog again since the loss of my old computer! I will talk to Zeke about when we can come down. We thought he was starting school in October but not until January, so we can for sure do it and we will need ours done too. And girl, I need to loose some just as much as anyone. I've got a freakin muffin! Do you know what that looks like? Sick visual..... a size 1-3 pant size and a gut that hangs over the size of a 9. I would rather just be a solid 9!!!!!! You will be lookin much hotter than me in the pics, but because you worked that hard, I hope you do get those 17 lbs off for the picture. You deserve it! Miss you guys too! Zeke wants to call Jason. Hey, do you want to offer us about $200,000 a year with no overhead to be an associate there? Be there in a heartbeat if you do!

Alona said...

Great picture of Jason! Sorry about the kid comments - they always make us feel wonderful, eh?