So today I pinched Kam's cute little bum and she said, mom, why did you do that? (as if I don't do it 10x everyday, she's got a fluffy bum, you hafta pinch it!) and I said, cause you have a cute bootae! And she said, no, I have a bum, you have a bootie. And I knew where it was going, but I had to ask, "how do you know?". She answered, "Cause yours is big and mine is small." ug! Then only a minute or two later she reminded me, "mom, when I'm as old as you, you'll be REALLY old". Thanks Kam.