Jaden age 8 and 8 months.....

Ahhh, it's time for our annual interview with everyone. We're going to start off with the amazing Jaden Ross.

Ok, here goes:

Mom: K, Jaden, what do you think of when you see this adorable picture?

Jaden: Awesome, cute. Wait no, how do I feel?

M: yea, how do you feel?

J: Good.

M: really, good? That's it?

J: Who's going to read this?

M: Just us for our book when we get older.

J: Um, what was the question?

M: How do you feel when you see this picture?

J: Good, Amazing (laughs)

M: Ok, good enough. Which one of the houses we've lived in is your favorite?

J: Um, Surprise and this house.

M: Why did you like Surprise?

J: It was a good place and we lived by, uh, what was their name again? NOOO, go back!

M: We didn't live by anyone there.

J: Didn't we live by those one kids?

M: Carsten and Caden?

J: Yea!

M: That was Texas

J: Oh, I like them, I wanna play with them again, that was fun..

M: Who sleeps in your room every night with you and has for years?

J: Boston and Kamryn, but she moved out a couple of nights ago.

M: Are you sad Kam doesn't sleep in there anymore?

J: Heck no! No, just kidding, I like making forts with her in the bedroom.

M: Tell me a bit about your favorite cousins.

J: Garrett and Garrett and Shaina. Shaina is fun to play with, and she's my age and she likes building forts. Garrett B. is just cool like me, and he's weeky dude and I'm bald headed freak.. And Garrett J. is fun to play DS with and I like when he helps us build the fort at camp and it turned out like the best fort ever with him.

M: Awesome, you're lucky to have awesome cousins. Who's your favorite uncle right now?

J: Um, Bill!

M: Why?

J: Anything we ask him he says, "sure".

M: Jaden, youre the coolest kid ever!

J: Does anyone else read this?

M: Sometimes, Kinsley's mom does.

J:, Mom, seriously, does she really? Does she really? Seriously? Well then erase that Kinsley part.

M: It already says I wrote that. Let's move on.
M: What's your favorite thing to do with your awesome mom?

J: (laughing)...(long pause)....Um..(long pause again)...making cookies and pies and all that.

M: that's it?!

J: Oh, and I like when you go on walks with us.

M: Ok, fine, whatever, I like cuddling with you...

J: Oh oh, so do I! Can you think of a million things you like to do with me? Can you?!

M: YES! I can! Here goes: 1. I like taking pictures with you and of you. 2. I like jumping on the trampoline with you! 3. I like going to Walmart with you. 4. I like going school clothes shopping with you. 5. I like playing Spongebob Cranium with you. 6. I like reading Diary of a Wimpy kid with you....and you read 10 pages a day!. 7. I like eatting Mexican Food with you....STOP LAUGHING! 8. I like going bowling with you. 9. I like watching America's Funniest Video's with you. 10. I like yelling at you all day to help me pick up the house.

There, DONE! Did it! Whatever though.

So what's your favorite thing to do with dad?

J: Scream. (laughing) Just kidding.

M: What then?

J: I like going on bike rides with him and playing basket ball with him and going bowling with him and going to the movies with him...and I like that with you too. And I like making the chicken run with him . I like jumping on the trampoline with him and going on hikes with him and going to the pool with him and that's about it.

M: Wow, so you have a lot of things you like to do with dad....just not mom...sad.

J: Yea, I can name a lot more things. I like swimming with you , bowling with you, going to the movie theaters, having dates with you, but not real dates, you know ,just fun cool things together. I like .

M: It's ok, let's go to the next question.....

M: What do you think about that awesome picture up above this?

J: Weird. I feel weird and I can't believe I did that and I have an ugly face doing that.

M: hold on hold on, that's not ugly...it's handsome turned HILARIOUS! It's so funny. I love it!

M: What's the most embarassing thing I do to you?

J: Puts tha tpicture on the blog. And if you say something like I tell you like, "i like that one girl at the campout" and then you say, you go and talk to their parents and say what I said.

M: I don't do that.

J: At Aspen Grove you did that.

M: ok, well, next question. What's your favorite song right now?

J: You give love a bad name, that song.

M: A little Bon Jovi huh? Amy would be proud.

J: do you think that's a cool song?

M: I used to about 10 years ago.

J: (laughing) why 10 years ago?

M: Caues that's when I used to listen to it.

M: So you got Mrs. Bratt for a teacher this year....does that mean yu're going to be a brat?

J: Yup.

M: Are you really?

J: Yup.

M: how?

J: She's gunna teach us bratty things. Uh, does Mrs. Bratt read this?

M: Nope, and I won't invite her to. No Mrs. bratt on my blog.

J: Whew!

M: Why are you excited to go back to school?

J: because I just like all the celebrationss we do and I can play with my friends a lot.

M: Who are your friends right now?

J: Seth, BJ's stinky. and Tatum and Sammy.

M: Alright, well, what was your favorite thing we did this summer?

J: Aspen Grove, defaintely.

M: Why?

J: It's just the best place in the world.

M: That's true.
M: Ok, do you think your family is the coolest?

J: yea.

M: why?

J: I don't know, but mom, look at this...(showing me how he inverted the nipple of the baby's bottle)

M: why are we the coolest family?

J: I don't know, you're just the coolest. We do lots of things, like aspen grove and disneyland and sea world and camping. I bet no other family does that.

M: You're right, no other family does, we're the coolest, no doubt!

M: So you're really really incredibly good looking...do you think that's going to help you at all in life?

J: Maybe, I think I look really ugly?

M: Name one thing that's ugly about you?

J: My smile

M: WHAT THE HECK!? No way! That's my favorite. Try again

J: Umm my eyes.

M: now I know you're lying...everyone loves your eyes! I't ok, just admit it you're good looking, nothing you can do about it.

J: I admit it, I'm horrible looking.

M: You nerd. Ok, last question. Are you happy?

J: Yup.

M: why?

J: Because I have the hiccups....haha, just kidding. I'm happy because we're doing this...this is fun. I jus thope no girls are reading this, no seriously, NO GIRLS!

You're awesome 8 year and 8 month old jaden! You're awesome!!!!!