Wednesday, June 2, 2010

no pictures...sad, I know

Ok, so Jase and I were out at the garden yesterday and I needed an egg so I went to the coop and there was a chicken that had JUST gotten off of the egg and it was still warm. I told Jase, "HOW do they do this? She just laid it and look how clean it is! I would even lick it right now and it's fresh out of her butt!". Jase said, "well, they don't lay eggs the same way you think they do." Me: yea, but it's outt of their poopy butt!". Jase: "no, it's out of the hole they pee out of". Me: "Ok, even better then." Jase: "why's that better". Me:, "um, cause I'd rather drink your pee than eat your poop!".
I don't know how that conversation got there, but I'm glad it ended there.

On a better note, i honeslty have the best baby IN THE WORLD. Others say that, but it's just because they haven't met pearcen paul. Seriously, he was just sittin on the floor today like he does most all day and I laid down to play with him and I said, "oh my gosh Pearce, you're the cutest baby EVER". And he just busted up laughing. Then I said, "I'm soooo sooo glad you're the best baby ever and you make my life easy"....and again, the dude busted up laughing. he's perfect!!!!!! and I know Heavenly Father gave me a perfect one so I would have another one soon. OOOORRR did he give me a perfect one to enjoy for a long time BEFORE I have another one? Ugh. Anyway, PERFECT PEARCEN PAUL!!!!!

11 comments:

Elissa said...

he is perfect. i agree.

Alona said...

I love both of these stories! I need to get to know your little guy! I've only seen him at Founder's Day!

Jaime said...

Go ahead and rub it in since you know I have the worst baby ever!

Jaime said...

And even though I'm biased, I would have to say you have one of the cutest babies in the world!

Jaime said...

biased towards my kids....lol

Jessica said...

you crack me up! That is for sure one of the strangest but funniest conversations I've ever hear...you should send it to readers digest!! haha... JK!

Woodside's said...

You do have an adorable baby and I think HF gave you a perfect one so you would have one soon! So get with it so we can be pregnant at the same time:)

kristal said...

I agree Kiri...I know that's why he gave me a good one too...I'm just waiting for either my sister, sister in law, or neice to announce their pregnancy then bam, i'm good to go!

alison said...

Aww I am so happy you have such an amazing little guy, he is so darn cute!

AudyCamp said...

ok speaking of babies...mine is driving me crazy today!!! He climbs on top of all furniture...piano, tables, chairs, highchair...You wanna trade babies?

Pearce really is SO cute...magazine worthy!

Beth said...

Kristal, you stinkin' crack me up! I love reading your blog! I always get a good laugh! Thanks!