Award for classic goes to Kate. You all know I'm not a fan, but I realize I've been judging unfairly for years. Remember fat ugly kate from Titanic? Yea, well for about 4 years I had people saying, "you look just like Kate Winslet in Titanic". And since she was well, fat and ugly then, I hated her for looking like me. But she's slimmed up and does her hair and dresses great, so Classic Award...Sister Kate Winslet!
Award for "oh my gosh are you seriously wearing that in public?!" Goes to, I hate to do this because her performance with Hugh Jackman was probably my all time favorite Oscar performance, but Beyonce! WHY?! WHY!? No seriously WHY!? I mean it's bad enough that it's the mermaid style, but then to put gold and black oriental leaf print on it???!!! Aw gross. Seriously it reminds me of cheap college dorm room lobby curtains in the 70's. WHY?!!!!
And honsetly, I can't stand this actress AT ALL! She's annoying and her lip/nose combo makes me want to puke, but her dress is my favorite probably of any dress I've ever seen in real life! I want to get remarried in it, and re promed in it and re everythinged in it! I LOVE IT!
And there you have it. The 2009 Acadamey Awards Fashion Review by K. Mulder